12/6/2023 0 Comments Heart punch nostalgia critic gif![]() Team Avatar sees the Fire Nation is putting on a play of their travels, and, even though it's phenomenally dangerous, they decide to check it out. The irony is: I was almost one step away from putting this on the WORST Episodes List, because, in many respects, it has little to do with anything. NC (vo): Number 11-" The Ember Island Players". (For each interlude on the Top 11, NC beat-boxes to the show's ending theme over white clouds-similar to the original show's closing credits-with the number zooming in.) (Title for "The Top 11 Best Avatar Episodes" with NC beat-boxing to ending credits for the show and Chester A. NC: Well, while they're lolly-gagging out there, why don't we go ahead and start the Top 11 Best Avatar Episodes. (Dante starts beating up Malcolm off-screen) ![]() (Malcolm nervously turns his head to Dante as the latter stars walking towards him) Just try to keep him entertained while I start the countdown. The needs of me outweigh the needs of you. Malcolm: (grabbing at the door knob) Critic! Critic! (Wrong! NC just walks into another room and locks the door.) Malcolm: Well, we'll show you who's boss. ( Dante throws a fireball at Malcolm, which Malcolm ducks from) ![]() Malcolm: All right, buddy! It's time to show you who's boss! I want you to go home, do some research, gimme an update on your progress. ![]() And why are you talking like a pirate? Why do pirates talk like pirates? Now you need to try harder. NC: Tamara, that's not Avatar, that's Hook. Tamara: (dressed as Peter Pan from Hook) Arrgh! And us Lost Boys have to stick together! Malcolm: (dressed as Sokka) Halt! It's time to fight fire with fire, and Sokka knows how to do it! (Dante continues shouting "honor" while shooting fireballs at NC, even through his dick) (Dante continues throwing fireballs at NC, but NC escapes and flees for the front door) NC: Okay, look, maybe we'll come to a compromise: I can give you a really glowing review and take the lead. (Tamara & Malcolm leave as Dante opens the door) NC: (sighs) He thinks he's one of the characters from Avatar. NC: It's Dante fucking Basco! I think he drank the cactus juice or something! (He throws another fireball as NC dodges and runs out of the room, locking Dante in) NC: Okay, I have no idea what you said just now. The time has come to reclaim my honor you dishonorably dishonored by honorably honoring my honorable honor. Dante Basco is standing in the door to the room, dressed as Prince Zuko, the character he voices on the show)ĭante: You have dishonored the franchise and so have dishonored me. (He then pulls his face out and turns around to see who threw the fireball at him. So, sit back and enjoy the top 11- (Suddenly a fireball hits him, blowing him out of his seat and his face goes into the wall) What the fuck?! NC: So let's not waste any time and take a look at the top 11 best episodes! Why top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond. But we're here to discriminate for the best, and that's exactly what we're going to do. There are so many great episodes with so many great moments. So as you'd imagine, finding the absolute best of this series is no easy task. Its stories intriguing, its characters lovable, its messages thought-provoking, its philosophy enlightening, and its animation incredible. NC (vo): Avatar is one of the most amazing shows ever put on the air. (Footage from Avatar: The Last Airbender is shown) Well, this week, I'm going from the WORST of the best to the BEST of the best. Well, as a lot of you know last week, I did a Top 11 list of the WORST Avatar episodes, with the understanding there's really no such thing as a BAD Avatar episode, just some that aren't as good as others.
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